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The Ten Unbreakable LAWS of Triathlon
garyroberts
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in General Chat
Here it is folks, like the ten commandments and the seven sins we, the Triathlon disciples must come up with the 10 definitive unbreakable laws of Triathlon.
One i might suggest..........
RED components, clothes, etc are faster than any other colour. FACT.
come on then....lets get it on....
One i might suggest..........
RED components, clothes, etc are faster than any other colour. FACT.
come on then....lets get it on....
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Yes it's coming back to me now. Porridge DEFINITELY makes you go faster. FACT!
2. You shall not make for yourself a carved image other than of Conehead
3. You shall not take the name of Conehead in vain.
4. Remember to keep the sabbath holy, for this is the day when most races are run
5. Honor you father and your mother, and Conehead
6. You shall not murder, unless they blocked you in the swim / T1 / Bike / T2 / Run
7. You shall not commit adultery, unless you monitor max and average HR, and record it in your training diary under 'Other'
8. You shall not breastroke
9. You shall not bear false whitnesss against your neighbor.
10. You shall covet your neighbor's bike
(particularly if the kit is GB.. )
Amen
Thou shalt not like what you look like in a wetsuit - ever!
Plus, after a tri and the results are online thou shall ensure data is saved on your hard drive so you can slice and dice and spin your times for each discipline and transition any way you please, to guarantee a satisfactory result in at least one area!!
Thou shalt not read the price tag till one is at home with the credit card bill1
Thou shalt not dis the new forum layout!!! LOL
Thou should have the mental will power of 10 people with high will power!
Thou should only see in red and black!
thou will only eat three meals a day! Porridge, prorridge and Porridge.
Thou shalt not stop until you have reached the finish line